JOEY (continuing): "Don't wanna go meetin' just anybody."
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
JOEY: "So, where's it you said'jyour headin'?"
CRAIG (getting money out of his wallet): "Oh, I'm meeting up with a cousin of a close friend of mine. We're going on a trip."
JOEY: "Oh really? What's he like?"
CRAIG: "No idea, never met him before. But my friend says he's extremely trustworthy and great to be around."
JOEY: "Oh, that's good, then."
Sunday, August 31, 2008
CRAIG: "By the way, I'd like to get a Coke and licorice, please."
JOEY: "No problem, comin' right up."
CRAIG'S VOICE (off-camera): "Thanks. It'll come in handy for emergencies."
Saturday, August 30, 2008
CRAIG (enthusiastically): "Yeah, I hear you got PORTABLE PHONES, too! Actually I guess I'm not too surprised about that, they seem to have been a cartoon staple forever now, but STILL, I mean, that is just SO COOL!"
Thursday, August 28, 2008
(PAN STOPS as we now see a friendly videogame clerk behind his store's counter. We can now tell that a live-action Craig is in a completely cartoon world and is currently in a videogame store somewhere in that world. The clerk is a kangaroo and speaks with a polite Australian accent, and his name tag identifies him as "Joey".)
JOEY: "Sounds like from your description that we tend to get certain technology a lot sooner than you do."
CRAIG: "Wow. I never thought a videogame could go so DEEP."
Monday, August 25, 2008
Sunday, August 24, 2008
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Sunday, August 17, 2008
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
DR. REINHOLD: "Ah, now that's better! MUCH better! See, that wasn't so hard after all, now was it? I knew you could do it, just took a little eye-opener, that's all. Now, ready to check out the place?"
(All is still and silent except for the wind)
Monday, August 11, 2008
[NOTE: The Guide's name has now been established as "Sten".]
(Door begins rattling violently, then quaking as though being pounded from other side)
STEN (desperately shrieking): "DOCTOR, PLEASE!! LET ME OUT!! OPEN THE DOOR!!! AAUUGGHH!!!!!" (continues as Dr. Reinhold talks)
DR. REINHOLD: "Wrong answer, Sten! Now just GET A GRIP and GROW UP A BIT and we'll explore the place together!"
STEN (screaming): "PLEASE!!! LET ME OUT!! LET ME GO!!! LET ME---"
GUIDE'S VOICE (hysterical panic, muffled from behind door): "DR. REINHOLD!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? LET ME OUT!!!"
DR. REINHOLD (holding door shut, speaking cooly but loud enough to be heard): "NO FEAR, Sten, EVERYTHING'S UNDER CONTROL! I just decided you need a little dose of REALITY, that's all! Now you know I need someone along in case of emergencies and you're going to ACCOMPANY me! But first I'm holding this door shut until you COME TO YOUR SENSES and REALIZE how CHILDISH you're being! Now as soon as you calm down I'll JOIN you! TRUST me, you'll THANK me for this later!"
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
GUIDE (Over the wind): "PLEASE, Dr. Reinhold! This is an EXTREMELY SERIOUS MATTER! I MUST be sure that I myself will NOT be affected from merely unsealing the door! YOU are CHOOSING to go in at risk to yourself, and that is your business, but I PERSONALLY want NOTHING to do with ANY of this!"