(CUT TO: Close-up of Joey)
CRAIG'S VOICE (off-screen): "Where can I get one?"
The story of when I first met Goofy's famous cousin Indiana Goof at the age of 16 & our first adventure together. Rated PG. * * * * * * * LEGAL DISCLAIMER: This story is a fully original work and is not affiliated with nor is in any way intented to infringe, harm, or otherwise violate either The Walt Disney Company nor Lucasfilm Ltd., nor is it either an actual existing project either in production or being considered by the artist or said companies.
CRAIG (enthusiastically): "Yeah, I hear you got PORTABLE PHONES, too! Actually I guess I'm not too surprised about that, they seem to have been a cartoon staple forever now, but STILL, I mean, that is just SO COOL!"
CRAIG: "Wow. I never thought a videogame could go so DEEP."